GoFundMe is literally the American healthcare system at this point

Yes, but that second one is actually also Betsy DeVos.

Did you say something about teeth, sorry iam guy and i immediatly scrolled down to her chestial area.

Can we just have him coach Oregon, so all this shit fits together.

Wow, Patti sure LaPOWNED Madonna!

Death Wobble isn’t a twerk.

Unless you are from North Korea and don’t want to be sent to a labor camp

If someone asks you a question — any question — that begins with “Who won the,” your wild-ass guess should never be “North Korea.”

Communities would fall apart without all the service they provide. Banning them would be like cunt punting America right in its social fabric.

For real, IDGAF about cars but I’m always up for an insightful piece about nutcases, and this was very well-done.

Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.

As someone from the Boston area who’s now lived in Chicago longer than I have anywhere else,

I’m a young single man, and I’d appreciate it if you, a shithead, wouldn’t speak for all the young single men.

I tied my own shoes once. It was an overrated experience.

I feel like most people pretty much understood that Glennon was simply a stop-gap when they signed him though.

I feel like most people pretty much understood that Glennon was simply a stop-gap when they signed him though. The people that were actually shocked and angered by this, probably don’t know a whole hell of a lot about football. Can’t just sign any shitty QB during a rebuild and put the entire workload on Jordan…

Glennon probably is pissed, yeah. He really stuck his neck out to sign with Chicago, and that’s no easy feat for him to do.

“What if Commander Riker were a 90s tv mom?”