He has been thoroughly examined for any kind of impaction. The giveaway is the smile on his face when he is violating the giraffe. Thanks for the advice though.

You should see his articles in Out magazine

Because he has the most Chicagoy name?

Look at this response. She fucking killed it.

Maybe there are difficult problems in the world with no easy solutions.

My sister did and she made $1881891919 per hour.

You don’t have to be an actor to understand that unless you are Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt or Harrison Ford level....you don’t get a lot of say. If a director/producer are up front (as they should be), you know going in you’re going to have to take off your clothes and shoot certain scenes. If you don’t like it, you…

Hey! Did you not see that it was signed by an actor? An Actor! I’m no wordsmith, but ‘creative reach-around’ could have been a nice lights-fade.

Are you a well known actor? A regularly employed actor?

Hiring the most notable basketball alum in school history with ties to the most successful run in school history and who actually has a long track record as a coach?

Ineffectual governing, a child-emperor, crises of legitimacy, corrupt courtiers, appeasement of rivals... you said this was history, right?

Run. fast.

That’s crazy talk. You could kill someone like that!

I feel the same. I’m a gynecologist.

No, really you guys, it works. I’ve eaten every cake I’ve ever been in proximity to, and I’ve never once caught The Gay.

As a White Sox fan, you should just sit back and enjoy it. They won’t be getting nearly this much press this season anywhere else.

Two food-related White Sox updates in a row?!? This is shaping up to be my favorite White Sox season ever (excluding 2005).

Under the terms of the contract, though, if he’s still on the team tomorrow, he owes the Bears $4 million.

sheesh...he didnt even coach them for a minute, man.

The Cowboys are in a position where Gottlieb may be their best option. Underwood walked after one season when the athletic director chose to be cheap and implied during negotiations that the program was, at best, a middling Big 12 team.