“Wanna see me dig a hole really really fast?”

“Can ya dig it, mama? HOO! HA! HURR!”

Dug. Dug-mama.

Pokemon design will never again reach the peaks of Alolan Dugtrio.

I always trust my local dogfighter when he says his dogs are all looked after in luxury hotels.

This may or may not fall under fair use as a “parody.”

Well, that’s seven minutes of Google image searching that I’ll never get back.

Nice try, but everyone knows a mulatto cock is half black and half white.

That’s a nice cock.

Happy to oblige, Ivanka;

The Concourse is now Gawker 2.0 — didn’t you get the memo?

Where have I read this before.....hmmm oh wait last year. Let’s all panic again

“Nativist ham ogre”

Still can’t compare to the original 360 controller, imo.

I know “WOOKIMART” is Woo Kim Art but I can’t help reading it as WookieMart and wondering about where Chewy gets his groceries.

This is what Dragon Ball has been for ages. Repeated nonsense.

Honey? Have you seen my key to the Internet?... It's a card... It has a little gold thing thing on it. Someone wrote on it in Sharpie... I don't know why they wrote on it... Yes, that does seem like an odd thing to do. Please, honey, focus. Have you seen it? It's importa... No, I'm not being short with you....…

But they were all of them deceived, for another card was made....