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God Of War Looks Great, Goes Full Dad

Another idiotic Kotaku article headline. The plot twist was already completely believable when the game came out; some people were/are just too stupid and/or ignorant to understand the simulation hypothesis.

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If you’re waiting around for Gina Trapani to post something, you’re a few years too late.

The overwhelming stupidity of the OP and of other people posting here are exactly why these companies even consider sanitizing/censoring localizations in the first place.

Not with that attitude.

The entire thing is a farce.

lazily developed games created for the purpose of making a quick buck

Found Michael Vick.

“A man will cut your arm off and throw it in a river, but he’ll leave you as a human being intact. He won’t fuck with who you are. Women are non-violent, but they will shit inside of your heart.” - Louis C.K.

You’re not paying attention. She called him a Hanzo Main.

In a similar but unrelated note, I now bump into men who walk right into my path instead of moving to the side as we pass on narrow sidewalks.

I guess this means all the future articles on Kotaku about Steam game giveaways are gonna need a disclaimer: