“I hear the Gods singing.”

“Speedrunning” has now officially reached peak stupidity.

Yep:

“Selling My Super Rare Mitsubishi 3000GT VR4 Was The Hardest Thing I’ve Ever Done”

“Yes, I agree. I don’t blame you. But JESUS!”

“Police have problems but they are NOT targeting blacks specifically.”

“In more homogeneous countries/cultures, this concept would never even cross their mind.”

“Most soldiers know not to point their weapon at something they aren’t planning on shooting, for starters.”

“by not-Soldiers”

“Newt Gingrich, the villainous toad”

That’s what she said.

“Mods will find a way.”

So would it be “Hearts of Waifu IV” or “Waifus of Iron IV”?

Oh good. So now the game which has friggin GO in its name doesn’t even require you to actually, you know, GO somewhere.

People still play that game?

“I’d watch the Pope’s let’s play channel.”

The only problem is that said video wouldn’t actually have people being punched in the face; they’d just fake it to look like it is (like in professional wrestling).

I haven’t bought it yet because PC Master Race.