I tried unsuccessfully for three years to break 200 on a motorcycle, at Bonneville.

Came here expecting this. Not disappointed.

Seems particularly appropriate for this pile:

*Sees price

Waiter: Would you like some pepper, Mr. West?

Why is it still one ugly motherfucker?

And I’m... somewhat convinced ZUMA was a successful deployment. 

>no serious educational credentials 

Dam Jeeps

The car has a wood frame...

It is so choice. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up.

You just don’t understand how difficult it is to  multitask like I do. I can set the gps for Starbucks, creepily stare at underage girls and look like a badass all at the same time. 

No lowballs. I know what I have.

“give them a place to put their cigarette butts that aren’t a) flicked out of their window onto my car”

The disgusting cunts that do this are gonna do it no matter what. Litterbugs are awful. 

So I see you support Team Thanos.

hmell yeah sit’s great i’m drudnk right now. i love yjou guys

Johann 3:16

If seizing assets went through the courts, the due process would satisfy the 14th Amendment equal protection clause.

Asset forfeiture is a scandal and a travesty. If conducted at all it should be court-approved and paid into the state like taxes, not used as an individual sheriff’s personal or departmental slush fund.