Front loading washer.

I’M A GROWN MAN I’M NOT SUPPOSED TO BE ATTRACTED TO KIM POSSIBLE

Am I the only one that remembers Mary Ann (Dawn Wells) from Gilligan’s Island?!?!? Guess I’m just getting old...

Sandpiercer!

While watching the FIFA World Cup a few weeks ago, my boss noticed players sitting in race car seats, and ordered me to figure out why.

Ran when parked. Mild patina! No low-ballers, I know what I have!

No arguments here, that’s one big trunk.

Now whip it
Into shape
Shape it up
Get straight
Go forward
Move ahead
Try to detect it
It’s not too late
To whip it
Whip it good

The things people do to avoid a pelican... also pretty sure that a lambo.

I was really hoping for it to be foghorn leghorn and scrooge mcduck but these names are cool too, I guess.

Was hoping for Jay and Silent Bob.

That is so groovy!

I’m sure she is fine. No need to check.

I’d like to contest the following: doors, AC, heat, seat belts, power steering, power brakes, backup camera, Automatic Emergency braking, radio.

Of course they are going to be different. For starters, the Supra will have functional turn signals.

Police have responded to the scene and deployed a tool specifically engineered to stop the wild runaway vehicle:

Hit the road, jack. And don’t you come back no more No More NO MORE No more.

Goddamn hippies.

Also, moar fun compact cars like the C30, please.

$1.3 million? That’s a lot of Dino-ero!