Remember when Audi sold real wagons in the US?

Ladies and gentlemen, the current state of the American driver. I for one welcome our autonomous overlords.

I’ll rank II higher, cause Padme’s outfits.

You said you’d kill me last!

When I was in third grade, I drew a Countach in my notebook and the teacher got mad at me so I blamed in on my friend. Then in 5th grade I brought my Hot Wheels collection to Sunday School and the pastor took my rocket car called Hellraiser and wouldn’t give it back. But the worst...the worst of all...was the time I…

Butt fumbles are even more awesomer.

City living sucks. So does suburban. Rural or small town or gtfo.

VW corporate: Introducing the all new, zero-emissions, ELECTRIC MICROBUS!

That 1.5 PSI will get you every time.

Gronk does not go to Halloween parties as a superhero. Superheroes go to Halloween parties as Gronk.

Totally read this as: “Featurin’ God’s Technology”

Where pilots make their money:

Apparently John Tory’s staffer is Chauncey Gardner.

Hail M2, full of Pace

You ignore Rule #1 just like so many others...