Campagna T-Rex

Dude. I keep looking for the words “Banjo not included” in the ad.

Just remember...

Supervisor: What in tar-nation do you boys think yer doin’?

AH, the Dumbass in his natural habitat. Note the sheer Dumbassery of his actions.

Ha ha ha, you use CNN as a source to support Liberal utopia?

I’m shocked that it isn’t being marketed as “Make your Tesla Fully Semi-Autonomous”. After all, the media gets away with that kind of BS and the public eat it up.

I go the local hardware store and avoid the Lowes and Home Depot. First, I know that Greg will help me if I need it. Second, I know the parts bins are stocked and I can try and fiddle with the parts until I find what works (nothing packaged in solid white plastic bags). And Third, when I was improperly rung up for 3…

Well, it is kind of universal across all political climates.

Because the kind of people who would buy it would never change the oil.

Do you like to dress like a pirate? Do you like to get bugs slammed into your face?

How about we don’t let DUMB PEOPLE drive?

Well, if you read the book “The Truth About Self-Protection” written by Police Captain Massad Ayoob, who is also a very well known expert on firearm issues, you will see that when he describes the “animal” which is the homicidal criminal, they pretty much ARE a different species.

Married with kids that are busy as heck. Absolutely HATE cooking.

Henry VI, Part 2, Act IV, Scene 2

Brad Stevens has LeBron’s number.

I say:

Do rear seat passengers get water dumped down the back of their neck when you open the hatch in the rain still?

Incorrect. Virtually every criminal tried for a firearm crime (with VERY few exceptions) already had a record that would have prohibited them from so much as touching a gun, or was well known to police. (Domestic abusers fall into this category as the abused rarely presses charges) Your average Joe is no more likely…

No, versus NO THREAT AT ALL. Seriously, the number of illegal purchases that occur without a background check from an honest person are minuscule compared to the number of lawful transactions. There once was a recording of all ammunition purchased. But given that at most 100,000 rounds are used criminally out of some…