So, I walk up to the Tesla and whisper sweet nothings into its air vent. Then it goes and wipes itself causing fluid to eject. That ejaculate falls upon my body.

Well, if the automaker was in Detroit where weather happens instead of California where it doesn’t, most of this crap would have been discovered. Ever wonder why Volvo cars never seem to be stranded in a snowstorm?

The car does not let the unwashed enter.

You should have just strapped them to the front of the plane like...

I’ll bet the PUKE is strong in this one.

Yep, we all have our favorite pets, but lets not forget...

You also have an issue in the unions where the leadership are becoming wealthy and political movers and shakers - a trend that severely turns off the very people they are supposed to represent.

Typical “award” movie.

Oh, are we revealing early Easter Eggs that almost nobody knows about?

OK, I’m really done now.

Those are just drum brakes with a machines outside that looks like a rotor.

2020 for the Bronco is what I heard from a friend who has some connections. And he says that Ford is being EXTREMELY tight on the Ranger/Bronco info. Where he has been shown prototypes of other vehicles years before release in the past during various visits, there has been nothing on these vehicles and his connections…

Nah. Mark Sanchez showed us the way...

TB12 is a cult.

Might as well get all your hookers, blow, booze, etc while you are at it.

Owned my 1996 Dodge Ram 2500HD for 15 years. My wife had her 2003 VW Passat until 2016 (not quite 15), and I’ve had the Volvo C30 since 2009 (not quite 10 yet).

FIFY

Be glad she wasn’t pregnant. You would have not made it out the door.

Yup. Using a song as intended.

Skyrim on Razer is pretty awesome still and perfectly playable.