Crack pipe because stanced.

That’s a Lancia? It looks like a Citroen BX. I wonder if the design was recycled/sold to Citroen eventually?

It seems like Mr. Hernandez forgot a minor detail in his budget: a transmission. Those run about 2/3,000 dollars on eBay. So having it all done for less than 20 grand will be damn near impossible.

The car has a rebuilt title due to an “accident,” has been resprayed in non-original color, the engine is missing and no explanation is given other than “you will need a new one because there is no engine.” Current owner bought it with the intention of putting an engine but now has “changed his mind.” And there is…

Unfortunately, in the real wolrd Lamborghini would actually call that the Competizione Strada Superlegera edition and sell it for more than the regular Aventador.

Wranglers come with power locks and windows and removing the doors is easy. The only additional step is unplugging one connector

Lada Niva to replace the Hummer and Samara to replace the Skyline. Rare in the US, affordable and completely different from everything else you have owned.

I see more FJ than Hummer HX too. I think it is the grill and the roof height.

C’ètait un Rendez-vous. That is not how a Mercedes Benz 450 SEL sounds.

Can we call this car the Fiata?

Assuming Mr. Corn isn’t trolling -and being a 29 year old bimmer driver, he may not be trolling. I looked it up and according to Canadian law what he did qualifies as “mischief” and he could be looking to a sentence of up to 2 years in prison.

I guess you’ve never lived in a place that gets significant snowfall. In northern latitudes in the spring time, when snow melts youe lights will get covered in grime in a matter of miles. To the point where they become dim. Headlight wipers take care of that.

He thought he could drive through that corner until he faced... Terminal Understeer

How fast can it go on a dirt road?

Perfectly lost opportunity for awesome headline: Why buy the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen car when you can buy a Lazer 917 with a flamethrower for less?

Yes! I love the absolute batshit-craziness of Jeep/Chrysler/Dodge these days. And I truly hope they keep Hellcatting more products. 300 Hellcat? Ram Hellcat (they’ve done it before). Wrangler Hellcat. Ok, maybe not the last one. But you know what they should do? Do you remember the Prowler? It was underpowered, right?…

NP because flamethrower.

I’m trying to figure out if this is dumber than the stanced/stretched tires things or not.

Counterpoint: Honda has produced successful vehicles in every segment they’ve tried for the last 50 years without a V8. I think that sustains their point that they don’t need a V8. (Hate the Ridgeline all you want, it was a sucessful vehicle saleswise.)

More like 40% heavier, really. And the “few mpg” is really a 30-35% improvement. So you get a vehicle that can carry more, is more fuel efficient, safer, and more comfortable. Yes, I think that would be progress.