Whar Bell Beefer!  WHAAAAR!   

I believe you are also exempt from the ‘remove yourself from the dangerous situation’ clause if you follow up your random gunshots with a cool catchphrase.

That’s a whole lotta words just to say “Well actually...”

So...jail it is?

It’d be nice if they could break the cycle, I just wouldn’t bet on it.

Please, those kids will just end up being broodmares for whatever right wing douchebags she arranges their marriage to. Any ‘college education’ would just be for them to develop the necessary social networking to ensure their membership to the white privileged upper elite class. Like all conservative control freaks,…

Kevin Sorbo, stupid brain.

Work is work man. Could be worse. He could be Ken Sorbo.

And that hair dye job is just a few notches above Creed from the Office pouring printer ink into his hair.

Whar is Bell Beefer!   WHARRRRR!!!!!

“Their investigation concluded Jayson had a sick ass Punisher sticker on his truck. Case closed.”

Let me add a fun and entirely possible wrinkle to your dream scenario here. Desantis gets the nom and Trump announces a third party run and then shakes down the GOP for half a billion not to run. The GOP pays him, he drops out but continues to shit on Desantis and the GOP for making the deal with him (because he can’t …

“...which showed graphics that looked markedly worse than what was in some of the promotional images”

Damn I thought we had gotten past the Aliens: Colonial Marines style bait and switch but I guess not.

Wow, the Dems reeeeally don’t want Katie Porter in there do they?  

Out of the blue my 12 year old child expressed a desire to want to try Spaghetti-O’s so I indulged them. Their reaction was “Well, they aren’t lying, that’s pasta in a can.” They have not asked for them again since.

Well 17 year old me did gleefully participate in in my own statutory rape by a 35 year old neighbor and it wasn’t until my 30s (and starting therapy) that I finally realized that was gross and stupid.

“I mean what’s the deal with Trans-airport food? Amirite?”  

Ok, I’m cool with Cage as Supes but only if he does his Adam West impression he used in Kick Ass.

Yup. The bit when Q leans in to whisper ‘something’ into Picard’s ear and then changes his mind at the last second and leans away gave me a combo of goosebumps and tears. (Then ‘Picard’ came back 30 years later and shit all over that.)

That’s a bingo.