The ritual in the US is to forget soccer exists till the Olympics or the World Cup comes around and we say a collective “oh yeah”

This regime is a parade of punchable faces.

There are many worse things than being a tall Isaiah Thomas

Or maybe he hates Ohio.

If you lived in Florida with snow wouldn’t you want to get the fuck out.

My favorite part of this is Houston Nutt. I hope his alias is Dallas Glans.

Wait ... how was this guy able to parlay a t shirt into a career as a writer? Why the fuck did this lightweight story get a 30 for 30?

The dreaded rear admiral ...

Is that a promise?

Are we sure his name isn’t actually Chad?

Well Michelle Bachmann, Sarah Palin, and Sarah H. S. are women ... so not necessarily. Electing the right women though, I’m down for giving it a shot.

I’m surprised that any of these guys have jobs. Just a bunch of simps. Honestly though, I don’t really expect better from sports radio in any other market. NPR 4 lyfe.

Hi I’m Stephen Miller, or as you may know me, Satan’s accountant.

Satan would at least be cool.

Sit to pee, and hook your dick under the rim to solve morning wood pee dilemma. Or you can kneel in front of the bowl to create a favorable angle.

That pun is a crime against humanity. Put your head down on the desk.

+1 triangular trade

That second sentence .... woof!

Pixies produced the more iconic songs, but Mission of Burma gave us a lower ratio of chaff to wheat. MoB’s return to making music had better results than late career Pixies even they were out of music for decades while the members of the pixies went on to other bands or solo careers. Lean Burma.

If position, longevity, and individual achievement don’t count.