Rae Carruth comes to mind

These 4th of July uniforms are fucking hideous. Gardner looks like he’s doing the walk of shame after fucking Waldo.

Greek yoghurt = chalk pudding

So ... sour grapes then?

Pedro Martinez: “welcome to hell, kid”

It is spelled ‘huevos’

I don’t have a dog in this fight, but I’m enjoying the butthurt

I must be getting jaded. If home town team can’t win, I’m rooting for whatever deflates or pisses off the maximum number of people. I want the life to be sucked out of the whole thing.

I would argue that absolutely is psychological abuse. What that teaches a child is that it is okay to be destructive towards something of value to someone who has angered you. Deny a child access to something for a while. Give an item away if the kid has done something bad enough, but to actually destroy something…

Am I the only one who sees the name LaVar and anticipates “Burton” every goddamned time?

Jesus Milbury ... Subban no longer with Montreal. Let it go.

God, he’s awful.

This is probably the truest thing you ever wrote.

Sooooo ... the Cavs are a bunch of assholes?

Belichick is the most intractable and sociopathic coach in the most intractable and sociopathic pro sports league in the entire world. Mangini should hold his breath.

Uh ... mascots are all tied for worst. Honestly. Burn all the costumes.

Has Lebron’s face in that picture been memed yet? It’s ripe for it.

Here’s my guide to golf:

There was the 8 year run the Celtics had, so you might consider adding a time frame to that.

Hang on a sec ... isn’t the Cavs owner objectively evil? I know the GSW owner is smug and out of touch, but his company at least wasn’t complicit in the financial crisis, and economically predatory.