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The Fissure King
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To those who are leaving, to those who are staying, to those who made me laugh and think and marvel at their big hearts, intelligence, wit, savvy, and candor…

Ay ay ay! Naranjas en la cabeza!

Would that tit were so simple

Tit is.

I fully expect them to bounce in popularity again. Like all trends, they'll come back a round.

The Perks of Being The Wall

Two girls, Wun Wun.

"Hey!"
What?
*BANG*
Oh.

I'd argue that Rainforest was just as big a "hit," though.

When the idea was proposed about an Ice-T biopic I wasn't really interested but after your suggestion I CARE NOW! YOU MADE ME CARE MORE!

*plays Sanford and Son theme song

Miles O'Johnson.

"What about the champagne?"
If anybody can explain that line to me I'd be eternally grateful.

I feel like I'm pretty good about separating the art from the artist, but I just can't get on board to laughing at a bit where a character is defeated by a penis pump knowing that the actor raped and tortured someone, and probably murdered someone else.

Well, I don't know anything about that but given her ample physical blessings it would be kind of a relief if she isn't quite glowing in other facets. Just wouldn't be fair.

Unfortunately, I can't bring myself to even watch this anymore after I found out the Random Task guy is a monster in real life.

If you can't take the lyme, don't do the crime.

I think Runaway Train is pretty highly regarded.

I recall her performing Time on Letterman's first show back after 9/11, and Dave being in tears at the end of it.