thank god I’m not the only ginger with green-related anxiety. do I look like a carrot?? a leprechaun?? neither, but people sure will say I do!

Can I just say fast food employees get treated horribly? And I say this just as things I’ve witnessed, not as someone who’s ever worked it. A while back I was in the McDonald’s drive-thru, and the car in front of me was acting weird. I could see the driver kept looking down and rooting around, and I kept having to tap…

“I believe in God and God knows what happened”

She is clearly a sociopath.

I’m not a death penalty person, but there is a dark place inside me that wants her put to death for this.

Obviously, this is a horrifying story, but can we pause for a minute and send some snaps to the judge for this Grade A snark?

Right?

The article says her motive was money but I feel like that’s probably not really the case. She was only making $21,000 a year from her scam which is definitely not worth all of the trouble she went to. I think it’s more likely that she just enjoyed capturing and torturing people and decided to also make money in the…

So she imprisoned, beat, starved, and generally tortured ten people for the equivalent of ~$20,000 a year? Jesus fucking Christ, you can take your fourth grade education, get a job at McDonald’s, and make more money*, and *not* be one of the worst people on the planet.

*Well, depending on local minimum wage laws, hours…

I think there are people for whom looks truly don’t matter, though. They may be few and far between, but they exist.

I saw that interview and the only thing he won was the Dipshit of the Day who can’t back up his own rhetoric award.

I think dcsate is going for Pinkham’s Law on the fight.

Haven’t you come across the occasional hyperinflated ego who believes that all the random shit that crosses his mind must be true because he’s THAT SMART? I know more than one character like this, though Ben Carson takes it a tad further than most.

ETA that my grandfather was like this. I won’t say what his position(s)…

And the ashtray is actually a jar of garlic dill pickles.

A guy said to me this weekend “I mean, you’re really hot now, but I bet you were even hotter when you were 17” and I was like BOY WOULD YOU BE WRONG.

They are the most lovable family! They’re all insane, but gently and sweetly insane. I think you’ll like their stories.

Would you feel better if I said I firmly believe this is a publicity stunt relationship?

I’m beyond embarrassed to admit that I’ve never watched Bob’s Burgers. I plan to remedy that soon. Especially after I saw this:

Meh, I still don’t believe Gwen would date him. I’ll never believe it. Never. Not even if they get married. Nope.

Also in for that. Will make kettle corn for everyone.