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Ugh, that reminds me of the time one of my old bosses told me that I was, and I quote, “a genetic thoroughbred.”

I have been told that since I was a teenager. Only looking back on it in my adulthood did I realize it was a really gross thing to say to someone going through puberty.

I did a workshop a little while back that had an assessment of ‘how you prefer to work in teams/how you deal with conflict’ - like a Myers-Briggs, but more specific/more statistically solid. It had 3 poles - a forceful, action-oriented one; a logical, fact-oriented one; and a helpful, care-oriented one - and then your

Oh hell, I’ve had old ladies say that to me.

This has given me the thinks:

Given the lack of legislation since the GOP took over in 2011 and the repeated and unneeded last second deals to prevent closing the government or blowing up the debt ceiling or whatever, this “work” schedule is an insult to the American people.

I think you’ll find the average American - in the new economy - may have ZERO vacation, sick days or paid leave. At least that’s the position I find myself in after 40 years in the labor market. In a skilled profession (broadcasting). And with two jobs. Executive Assistant (real estate) and part time broadcaster. And

Here’s the thing. With children (and even with adults because some people are indeed incapacitated or paralyzed in fright) being forced doesn’t necessarily mean some sort of physical threat or force needs to be used. The mere dynamic of adult vs. child is the force itself. I started being sexually abused at 3 or 4

Do you think normal men have sex with 12 year olds? Do you think normal, sane men have sex with anyone in the bathroom of a cvs? Do you think normal men take their dicks out in public? This person is disgusting, and a predator.

Whether she wanted to or not (and that is unclear from the information given — following him is not the same as consent, she could have been tricked, threatened, or coerced) is completely irrelevant, and since it’s completely irrelevant the investigating officer shouldn’t have brought it up. The problem with him

Come to the Washington...we have pot, a dem governor and no state income tax! And you can kill yourself when the time comes!

Lee Daniels will reportedly have to pay Sean Penn’s legal fees in that defamation suit.

It somehow feels even more tragic that she was believed by:

Nah, I got you. I like oral okay, but personally I prefer a good ol’ fashioned fingerbang. It always works! Maybe I’m weird?

William’s ex-gf penned a rather interesting reply on HuffPo where she called bullshit on his whole ‘I-was-too-good-at-at-it-so-she-squirted’ line.

“If every woman who’d ever been jizzed on wrong stopped sucking dick, well, there’d be a lot less dick sucking.” Exactly.

Like a squid who tries to cover their tracks with ink so they can escape quickly.

It’s 2015, and we’re still using “pussy” as a pejorative?