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The worst part about leg stubbles is it rubbing against your clothing, which I don’t think beards do much. The sensation is horrible and something about the cold makes its feel painful.

This is going to sound really lame (because it is), but I remember once seeing a rerun of Everybody Loves Raymond when I was a teenager, and it was about the husband and wife realizing they were nicer to strangers than to each other. It always stuck with me.

I think the issue is less that they got hacked* but how they treated the hack afterward. It took them 2-3 months to admit what happened and do anything about it and kept accepting orders on a system they knew to have breeched. How could that not be held against them?

Seriously! Personally, I need to go to bed angry, because when I wake up the next day, I’m well-rested and not nearly as mad.

Yeah, “Asshole”.

Her real name is Xenia Vorotova, which I think suits her villainous nature a lot better.

So they had an ecommerce site served WITHOUT SSL before they were hacked? Well no goddamn wonder there was a breach, they left the store unlocked and the cash register, the safe, and the ledger open, with a big sign on the door that says “we have no idea what we’re doing, here are all of our customers’ credit cards.”

Lime Crime is terrible for many reasons you can easily Google. Verified things. And there are at least 2 blogs I know of committed to LC dupes for people who like the aesthetic but acknowledge the unethical, inept, and downright bad business practices.

I can’t believe that a few glitter unicorn stickers and odd colors (which are readily available elsewhere) could make people so willing to forget about how awful this person’s history was well before this safety breach. Doe Deere has never exactly been known for her devotion to truth-telling.

One thing I try to tell my husband regularly, in addition to “I love you” (and “please” and “thank you” of course) is “I like you.” Because I like him as a person and appreciate how he treats me and the people in his life. I think when I first said it to him he thought I was downgrading from love (ha!) but once he…

I’ve been trying to say “I’m sorry” more. I’ve always been good about “thank you,” but “I’m sorry” has always been hard for me unless I really and truly fucked up.

My fiance and I think each other all. the. time. Thanks for taking the garbage out. Thanks for making the bed. Thanks for being extra quiet when you got up early so you didn’t wake me up. Thanks for folding the laundry. Thanks for staying sober so we could get home safely.

23rd wedding anniversary coming up next week, and we were together for 6 years before getting married. Treating each other with respect and politeness is a huge deal, even if the value we place on the relationship is a given and we can, technically, ‘take each other for granted’ in the sense that there’s no question…

That’s pretty much my take.

My wife and I thank each other for every nice gesture. Why not? It’s easy to do, it gives each other a sense a satisfaction, and it costs literally nothing.

It seriously blows my mind that this surprises people.

BREAKING NEWS: Basic politeness leads to healthier and stronger personal relationships.

I’m an ultra pale redhead with green eyes, & I rock the shit out of vampy red & wine shades all winter. It’s the BEST. The trick is really just figuring out the right undertone of your skin so the color doesn't turn a weird shade when you wear it.

I am a total pain in the ass when it comes to this new “long wear” lipstick trend, because I hate 98% of it. I don’t care about my lipstick lasting 12 hours if it means my lips feel like they’re about to shrivel up & fall off my face. I’d rather a hydrating lipstick that might end with a few instances of feathering…