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my girlfriend literally just came out of the other room and asked me if anything was wrong because this was playing.

Here's a good analogy. Let's say in the 80s, you made every gay man stay home inside their house for 30 days after each time they had anal sex. If they said no, you locked them up. Now, the AIDS epidemic was a much bigger deal here stateside, and undoubtedly people were transmitting the HIV virus during its incubation

I’m still drunk from last night also. I suspect most of us are. And some are probably drunk from the whiskey in this morning’s coffee, but I won’t tell if you won’t.

Policy-wise, I'm firmly in Bernie's camp but that doesn't mean that I can recognize what a shameful hit job they tried to pull on Clinton. If the DNC doesn't make an effort to go after every Republican member of this committee hard for this partisan-hack travesty in their reelection campaigns, they're damn fools as

This is why I could never enter politics. Being grilled for hours by a bunch of hostile white male Republicans would enrage me from go and I would be unable to keep from using the words “fucking assholes” in my testimony.

Well, she’s suing on about 5 different bases, including violations of the 4th and 14th amendments of the Constitution, a 1983 action, false imprisonment, and being painted in a false light (which is an invasion of privacy claim), so that’s a hard question to answer in the broadest sense because each are very

“She was inside the hospital in a climate-controlled area with access to her cellphone, access to the Internet and takeout food from the best restaurants in Newark”

If we cast politicians as Godfather characters, can we have Trump be the decapitated horse head? When you wake up and realize that he’s still there, and you scream and scream and wish it was just a bad dream?

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Heard it as she introduced it on radio. 20 seconds in and I had tears in my eyes. She is an absolute treasure. Cannot wait for the rest of the album.

Oh... You never go full Texas...

I WISH THIS WAS REAL LIFE. If people actually had these flashes of recognition/insight, life would be so much easier.

Looks like they decided to throw all sanity to the winds and went Full Texas.

This guy was the living embodiment of the anti-choice movement. Hated women so much that he treated his own mother that way and believed he was such a gift to the world that no woman should even have a choice. I seriously wanted to do him bodily harm.

I think you mean idiot people. I’ve known my share of liberal Texans, and they have all been truly lovely, passionate activists, but politicians aren’t summoned from the ether like Bloody Mary or the Candyman.

Heyyy, Texas? And also all the rest of you anti-choicers?
From the bottom of my heart ... I hate you so much that I can’t find my grown-up words any more.

The sweetest moment was when, in a business course I took recently, the only white guy in the class (it’s a progressive program) told the women in the class just to be confident and not to take things people say too seriously. He got his ass handed to him, essentially, by all the women in the room, especially the

Yo ladies, where’s my key?

This was great until they didn’t pick up their trash.