This is making me want to cry. I just cannot. I know I say this often, but I am seriously making plans to move to another country where guns are not prevalent. There is a story developing about Corey Jones and that is right up the road from me. I know people who grew up with him. I am just at a loss. We have so many…

I hope every person who made snide remarks about how she could go cry on a bag of money now understands that there is no amount of money that can compensate for the loss of child, particularly when your child dies in a painful and unnecessary fashion.

This is so sad. Losing her son in such a horrible way, knowing the killers will likely be acquitted, and being in the center of all of this media attention. I hope that Ms. Darden gets the help she needs and that she can some day find some semblance of peace. She, as well as her whole family, are in my thoughts.

Behold. My last night in France with my family. LOOK UPON IT AND DESPAIR FOR IT WAS GLORIOUS.

Might I suggest...

All of this is right.

It’s hard to imagine ever being happier than I am right. at. this. moment.

I am 100% okay with this.

Let’s put a little fig jam on that. Rrrrrrrawr.

I believe they do that somewhere in Wisconsin.

It’s worth noting that Dr. Barnard is a vegan and his committee for ‘responsible medicine’ is basically just used to push veganism. I would take his ‘studies’ with a grain of salt.

It started out when I was only a child. I learned how to cook, so I could make my own baked macaroni and cheese. Golden, three cheese with a bread crumb and paprika crust on top…

NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH CHEESE.

No clue about who is or isn’t the asshole in this situation. I just like the puppies, and read an article earlier where Gus said that his ex was the one who did all the work to get the puppies back.

I have the Dick Towel from It’s Always Sunny. I brought it to the beach. My mother was horrified.

Seriously. Christ on a cracker what’s wrong with whatever district manager decided to pay him for 166 hours. The optics of this are so fucking bad, that the should have just said - you know what, we’re not sure how much he worked, so we’re going to pay him as if he worked full time for a year - 2080 hours. This is…

I’m not Tina Belcher when it comes to butts, but man, that photo.

Clearly they are going to be deviant puppies.

Yeah, he’s white and cis and all that, but he’s still got chips on the table. He’s gotta think about endorsements, he’s gotta perform in countries that are institutionally unwelcoming to homosexuality, on and on.

I have essentially zero doubts that he’s faking, and that Vicki (who is an inherently, *deeply* desperate person in SO. MANY. WAYS.) allowed it herself to be fooled. From the first time he was on the show all I could think was that this man is the human equivalent of an oil slick crossed with a snake charmer.