Some people do THE MOST. “Look at me, I love pot! Omg POTTTTT.” It’s so annoying. I know people who like pot and don’t feel like telling the world. Whenever you brag about something it becomes annoying, whether it’s sex, exercise, going to church, running. Like shut the fuck up.

I think my problem is that he says he cares but in all actuality he doesn’t. What else could he say? I don’t care if women are making less than me. It seems like throwing in the I think they deserve to make an equal amount is just him covering his own ass.

Nah, he’s lying. I read a longer version of the quote on another site; he claims not to get math. In reality, he’s made a living since before he became famous flipping houses. I think he still does it, just for fun, and because he’s good at it. That’s a gig where you need to be very good at business and very good at…

Honestly, I hear his name sometimes and am always like, uhhh... who is that. Now I might remember. He’s one of those when I see him I am always like, he’s in... other stuff....

Renner is a hack, and I can’t for the life of me figure out how he’s gotten where he is.

Up until recently, Damon’s publicist has just been sitting back and raking in money, thinking, “Man, he does my job for me—hell, look at him railing against politicians dissing teachers! Who couldn’t love him?”

I feel like Damon is likable enough that it can be spun as Foot-In-Mouth Disease, while Renner comes off as a flaming douche-Viking-longboat of immeasurable proportions so...

I love how they include, “OR ANY MENSTRUATING HUMAN.”

Pretty sure he had a publicist but the toupee came alive one day and just ate them.

I think we can all assume that Donald Trump doesn’t have a publicist, and that’s part of the problem.

who has the worse job: matt damon’s publicist or jeremy renner’s publicist?

Between 1988 and 1993, at least 6 different male coaches and teachers at my middle/high school (grades 7-12) had “inappropriate sexual relationships” (or, as the rest of the world would call it, “everything from sexual assault to statutory rape to forcible rape”) with at least 8 female students. Some of the girls were…

We've stumbled upon guerrilla marketing for the Psych DVD box set

I know! I was reading this going...two tampons? That barely gets me through the morning! (I should not complain though. My uterus wrings itself out like an angry washerwoman, but the actual length of the event is pretty brief.)

Less fortunate people get more than a year for carrying a bag of weed or petty larceny... he impregnates one student and molests others and gets a year. Prime example of how f’d the justice system is. And white privilege, of course. This is so disgusting and disturbing.

This ad is everything I never knew was missing from my life.

Well, everyone knows female bodies in the public space serve as objects for straight male sexual consumption. Non-sexual functions remind the patriarchy that women are humans and we can’t be having that.

I love that commercial to pieces, and I love that product. I’ve had it for three years and it works like a charm.

I’ve never heard anyone else call it shark week, but I do and omg I love that you do as well. (period panties are super useful btw)

I’m intrigued. I’ve always just kept a stash of black ones for shark week.