Because giving birth to a girl is more “unclean” than giving birth to a boy. It’s also why in some Abrahamic religions, it’s okay for longer to end your pregnancy if you are pregnant with a girl. So you could terminate up to 3 months if you thought you were carrying a boy, but up to, whatever, 4.5 months if a girl. Of…

My brother puts chocolate pudding on his fishsticks, and has since he was a small child - since well before any Dr. Who? inspired shenanigans. He is gross and wrong, and does not have any kind of delay. Just terrible, terrible taste.

Shit, I do that just because lettuce is pointless most of the time. Nom nom nom. Excellent taste in salads.

My husband is Russian. The sheer amount of mayonnaise AND sour cream in everything his mother has ever prepared for me... makes me really believe that cholesterol is genetic. Or else how the hell does any Russian make it past 40?

Jesus, is it the NAME? My most regrettable ex was a Scott too. With a similar wandering penis and addiction problem.

HOORAAAAAAY!

How much do you want to bet they were involved in trafficking or inhumane practices and just don’t want to change? I have no doubt that they are of the opinion that single and divorced people are unfit parents but I also bet that under the previous system, a certain amount of money would suddenly prove those…

Pfft, what dignity. She sent the money she raised to the Vatican instead of spending it on medical supplies, so people in her “Houses of Dying” (her words) died without sterile medical supplies, current treatment, or even painkillers. They also converted people on their deathbed and read last rights to them regardless…

That’s exactly what I said to a friend when I shared the article. Mother Teresa was not an example of compassion or care.

May/may not be available at your drugstore but I’ve seen it at Target, Fred Meyer/Kroger’s, and Bartell’s out here in the PNW. It’s called Renpure Organics. I use the argan oil products with the 80s-eyeshadow blue bottle. I switched to using that because it was comparable in good smell/performance to the MoroccanOil…

My face is a red area and I think the concealer actually does pretty okay - I had an almost rashy breakout on my cheek (thanks, menses) and it was fine. The trick is to still use basically the same nothing amount. For me, at least. I find that stuff will blend out like nobody’s business.

Theory: hoax perpetuated by stakeholders in those apps to force more downloads from desperately unemployed winechicks?

In the extremely unlikely circumstances that everyone involved was sober enough to give meaningful consent, gave it enthusiastically, and ongoing throughout the scene, and that everyone was appraised of the plan and of the “mood” they were going for? Sure! Group sex is not personally my thing, nor is exhibitionism,…

Seriously. I hate when I accidentally click something mainpaged from Gawker. Such a harsh reminder of what mainstream patriarchy wants.

I saw your dogpile. It was uuuugly. :/

That... is very literally, indeed. I’m tempted to say that you should just try a very short break in the sex life? Not to punish him. Just kind of hit a reset button and come back with new appreciation and zest.

This is like reading an advice column by Insanity Wolf. I love it, never stop.

If you’re just meh on him, then who cares? I mean, don’t lead him on and move in with him or whatever. But casually dating someone because you like them and they’re a good kisser? I’ve seen a lot worse grounds for a relationship and at least you’re being honest about yours.

Please, no one told him. He’d never kissed before. He read a 49 cent ebook on Amazon from some pick up artist who said he’d teach men how to kiss, thought about practicing on his dog, and went to OKC to find living test subjects from the same species.

Yeah, I just move on to nuzzling his shoulder or whatever. Dude’s doin’ magic elsewhere, I can forgive the lack of multitasking. I’ve had some success with requesting specifics, but I think part of that is because I am doing it in a way that ends up being really gratifying for him. Breathless requests + immediate and…