Heyyyyy are you from Seattle? That sounds so perfectly Seattle right now.

I mean, if this guy cared about anyone but himself, yes - but he didn’t really lose 6B of his own personal cash, did he? He lost 6B for the company. He probably did take a hit to his personal net worth, but I’ll bet those are the only dollars he cares about losing. Not the ones that affected his employees and their…

I’m in my late 20s and fat and still used my junior high gym clothes for home projects until quite recently. They were mostly paint, at the end but they still took nearly 15 years of my use... and the thighs were not what gave out.

Smart boy, learning to turn down jobs that make you look like a complete douche.

But I made a typo.

We’ve been there for a while. I think the problem now is that the masochistic used his safe word and no one else wants to bottom since they know exactly who the tops are.

no. Seriously? I am clearly not FK but that is AMAZING.

Aw. Look at him groovin’. He’s a peach.

I want to know everything about this trainwreck. (wait, pending approval? I used to be in the blacks on I Thee Dread. :()

I’m going to bet that it was Oscar de la Renta for David’s Bridal or whatever.

You can also wear a menstrual cup or diaphragm during sex. There might be some spilling but use this month to practice wearing them if you can.

Cancer is deeply uncool and a total asshole. I wish you the smoothest ride through this possible.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH. so cute. such a tiny “bonk.”

Right? One person offers a series of events with a clear aggressor and with easily identified victims. Another, more violent person counters the story with only her own assertion that SHE is the victim. She doesn’t dispute any specific part of the story, she merely claims that she’s the one being wronged.

oh my god oh my god oh my god

Are you kidding me? I’d love that super power. Mine is that bugs find me DELICIOUS. Friends who hang out with me don’t need citronella, the bugs feast on me and leave others alone. I’m also super allergic to mosquito bites. I get big, angry, oozing welts with radiating streaks even with gentle treatment and iron…

June bugs suck. One flew into the camper once when I was a kid and hit me HARD on the forehead. Then it ruined the getaway and flew into my hair and I kept trying to get it out without squishing bug guts into my hair but... Urgh. Junebug noises + crunching noises = me not sleeping the rest of that trip.

Seriously, why did you do it?

Yes, basically that, while rocking back and forth, for the last several minutes. NO NO NO NO NO.

Self-immolation would be my only recourse.