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I always have a problem with their stuff pulling orange. And their brushes! Like what you find in the kid section.

I vote WhoooOOOooOOOOooOOOpper!

What about an umbery rust colored dress? You could go simple or look for something in an interesting textile as your tastes go. Get a 70s vibe if you want! It’s seasonally appropriate and flattering on many different colorings from fair to dark.

...Gross. But also, and I majored in history so I’m really okay with being corrected, but I feel like they wouldn’t have visible fingernail beds at that... size? Like. It’s gross and weird but it’s pretty clearly some kind of gelatin or silicone to me.

;) Thanks for the involuntary snortlaugh this morning.

THANK YOU. God. All the time, I say this. I’ve been branded a heretic.

I used to be hardcore in love with their oil free hope in a jar with spf, but then they released the gel formula and it’s just amazingly better. It has an... oceanic? smell to it, almost. Kind of fresh but salty. I don’t mind it but if you’re sensitive to fragrances I can see it being off putting. But there are tons

I have not! I probably should but I’m just really attached to this one.

Not the red bottle??? Nooooooo. I really hope that’s not true.

I put a sticker on one and it’s my glitter polish remover. Then my non-glitter one lasts waaaaay longer. Glitter is hell on the sponge, for sure. But that stuff is so good.

philosophy take a deep breath gel moisturizer. I am also spotty and oily. That stuff is awesome and plays well under my makeup. I also get great results with face oils as another suggested. I use just plain old argan oil from Amazon most of the time. A few drops working into my skin and then the excess just gets wiped

You know, I HATED my first sample of it (stabbed myself in the eye so many times. See also: Marc Jacobs, no thank you), threw it away, gave away a third, and used the current one while travelling and just kept using it. But yeah, the brush... I have to have my mirror practically horizontal to get a good application.

Yeah, that does sound pretty PITAy. Thank you for sharing!

Actually doesn’t budge? Because I want to line my wetline but I do not like black eyeboogers.

Try it with Too Faced’s Better Than Sex. So long and fluffy.

Yes yes yes to primer. I love Lancome’s with Too Faced’s Better Than Sex mascara. I don’t even curl and people are always asking me if I’m wearing fake lashes because my lashes are so well defined and long.

Too many brushes, not enough washing. AND THEN, oh my god, I am still so upset, one of my bath bombs (with a ton of shea butter and coconut oil and ... ugh) MELTED and got INTO my brush bag while everything was in my trunk on a road trip through NV & CA. I am still trying to figure out if I will ever get the brushes

Ooooooh it just got reaaaaaaal. #marriedtoasoftie

Now playing

My stuffed Lambchop toy down an open manhole as I was on my grandpa’s shoulder. Lambchop go down the hole. (skip to 26 seconds)

One of the first guys I dated felt the need to tell me that his sister didn’t approve of me because she thought he could do better and get a skinnier girl.