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Those minis are awesome for every day looks. I love a shiny look but when I'm trying to practice restraint, it's nice to have neutral mattes on hand.

I love UD eyeshadows like none other, and those palettes give you a huge variety... Of nude looks. So if you do a lot of "natural" makeup and off-black smokey eyes, those kits are DEFINITELY FOR YOU. If, like me, you love having a million colors around just for the sake of it (I am like Smaug on my makeup hoard, I

I don't know if it's fair to call it a midlife crisis... Isn't this this basically how he's been behaving since he was a boy wonder? Pussy Posse, anyone?

soul sister.

...Yup. Definitely evil.

Crying. Crying for you right now.

WHY ARE YOU MAKING IT WORSE. WAS IT NOT BAD ENOUGH ALREADY!?!

Damn, that's gorgeous. But I haven't ever seen them up past a 40, and I'm rocking the 42H over here. Otherwise I'd buy the hell out of it.

Right? I call mine "scaffolding" sometimes. It's hard out here for a busty woman.

One of us! One of us!

Are you me? A friend went on a 2 week trip over the summer and I packed her travel supplies out of MY samples and deluxe samples. And now I'm using that as justification. Help me.

Old fashioned vanities don't have much storage! That's why I went with my Ikea set up. I sit on my bouncy ball and do my makeup. I do kinda wish I'd splurged more for the simple human lighted mirror because the one I got is annoying as hell. The stupid button doesn't work like 80% of the time, so I have to sit there

I only mustered up the courage for blue eyeshadow when I went to the Journey concerrt. Blue and pink eyeshadow, aw yeah.

Obviously! I just like to remind myself that stars have professionals and look terrible in their tabloid pictures. I like to use my lipstick to correct my lopsided shape to my upper lip. Then I'M a star. It's all about facial symmetry or the illusion thereof.

Blue undertones. I think my teeth are fine until I put on an orange based red, and then I'm almost tempted to swear off coffee for good (never happening).

I feel like it would. I noticed way better results when I started applying my powder with a (duh) powder brush but then blending it in with my blush and stuff with a stippling blender brush.

What I found made the appearance of my blackheads minimize the most is Biore strips and charcoal masks (I use the boscia and origins ones because sephora keeps handing out deluxe samples like candy). Also, learning about sebaceous filaments, which can often be confused for blackheads - I kept wondering why I couldn't

Honestly the biggest thing to remember is that there are a ton of different techniques to use to achieve any look, and the right one is the one that works for you. If mixing BB cream and moisturizer gives you the coverage you are looking for and it's not causing "wear" issues for you (I would oil and oxidate right

Okay, I swear I replied to this earlier but now it's not showing up? Whaaaatever, Kinja.(edit: as soon as I post this, my original response shows up for me. Pfft.)

Don't encourage me! So bad. SO BAD. Instead of a desk with a computer, I have a desk with two ikea rolling drawer units beneath it filled with makeup, and I bought two of those acrylic polish racks and then FILLED THEM and had to buy a third. I'm not well.