I've been eyeballing a couple of their shades but my nail polish collection is straight up insane at this point, and I'm trying to behave. Like. 200 colors. INSANE. I don't even have a blog. :/

I am impressed with her powder foundation, since I'm so pasty it's hard to find a match, and I looooove her brushes, for sure. Those retractable powder brushes are my everything.

Our cats revenge shit if they don't have like 4"-5" of litter in the box. He might just want you to keep the box deeper? Bigger? Put a potted plant by it so he can feel like he's outside? Honestly, they're neurotic and figuring out what their deal is can often feel like a Masonic ritual, with the needless…

Yeah, Sally Hansen is OG. I'm not usually into the polishes because the colors don't appeal a lot of the time - I'm more butterLONDON or OPI or Zoya for my actual colors, but those top coats do not mess around, and they're less than half the price of the PD Quick from bL, which is kind of meh. I have weak nails that…

I take a two ply kleenex and peel it into two layers - one half for blotting, and then the one I use to take translucent powder (I use MUFE HD Powder because it's the one I have and I'm too lazy to buy another one just for lips. Probably kind of a waste of money.). I put the powder on a powder brush and gently lay the…

That is exactly what I came to say. They would charge you with rape because you had raped someone. And, PS, they wouldn't charge you if someone didn't PRESS those charges. It's not like prosecutors just wander around, randomly charging men with rape.

I have a friend with a dark mustache that she struggles with (can't afford laser treatments, but is an ideal candidate) and I straight slapped that out of her hands when we were at the drugstore. I feel vindicated.

Ooooh. Okay, so then pick up a chemical exfoliator - You can get a little sample pack of the Dr. Dennis Gross 2 step one, which is perfectly fine for me. The one I really like is the Peter Thomas Roth FirmX because it's one step and I feel like it's a little stronger. Either way, just be sure to start with a clean dry…

I'd totally believe that. I use my epilator on my chin and my pits. Legs? NOPE, not even with the special wipes. I'd have to take advil, drink, and then spray lidocaine to do my legs. Weirdly, pubic area was less painful. I have to assume it's related to the amount of cushion vs muscle, as I am a fat person with super…

Fair enough! I will say that I noticed a reduction in my ingrowns when I started using a mild chemical peel and followed that up by epilating with a clean implement. Also, Shavework's Cool Fix is pretty baller and helpful for... other places. I got a ton more ingrowns with waxing than I do with my Braun, but no method…

I feel like a crazy person because I've already left a ton of comments about NO TONER EVER, but seriously, it sucks, and it dries you out so you NEED more moisturizer. Gentle cleanser, warm water, washcloth, no toner. Toner is for when you are too lazy to properly wash your face. It will remove the dirt and some of…

Try cutting out your toner, if you're using it? Or switching to one with a lower alcohol content. And... sorry. But try a moisturizer with AHA or oils, or both? Cerave is at a slightly lower price point and might be worth a shot.

Definitely products make a huge difference. Also, did he literally just flat iron it while it was wet? That gave me such bad dandruff as a teen that I stopped. My best results are combing with a wide tooth comb while blow-drying with the flow restriction thingie on until the hair is dry enough that it's not…

Depends on the type of mask and the type of exfoliation, and your skin type. I am oily and acneic, so I ... do a lot to manage that. I use a chemical exfoliator 2-3x a week, and I try to steer clear of products that are toning because they dry me out and then I over produce oil to compensate. Instead, I do a sleeping…

Lots of people love Nipple Balm, I did not. I'm a chronic lip chewer and I like the Jack Black lip balms during the day and then just straight up vaseline or Argan Infinity Cream by Josie Maran at night. During the spring and summer, it's all about Dior's Creme de Rose. Plus it makes me feel fancy.

Another option is an epilator. I find it's way less irritating on my skin than waxing because you're only grabbing the hairs. Fewer ingrown, and no scaly/irritation on the areas I'm epilating. I got a super fancy Braun one that I really love, but they come at a variety of price points. I'd love to do laser removal but…

I've taken a brown liquid liner pen with a hella fine tip and just faked some tiny eyebrow hairs and then filled in with powder on top so it looks a little more natural. I used the charcoal LORAC on a friend with black hair and it worked really nicely.

It has pretty decent longevity as long as you go for the more vibrant or dark shades, but if you pick a nude? I, at least, have had zero luck. Plus, like I said in my other comment, the bleeding on your burrito is going to happen. The first time I used the OCC lip tars, I was PISSED because I was looking at my burrito…

1. Sally Hansen Insti-Dry, for real, and will then put a coat of diamond topcoat on THAT because I hate chipping.

But is it better than a Brave Little Toaster reference? I submit that it is not.