When Maureen Dowd asked Peter Thiel why Cirque de Soleil performers had been hired to build the new arena, he replied dryly, “I would ask you, why wouldn’t they build the arena? We need to move past this ancient idea that buildings should be built by people who know how to build buildings. Let acrobats take a stab at…

I forget. Has a team ever blown a 3-1 lead in the Finals?

/deleted. terrible effort

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

“Nobody should hit anybody” says the agent of a professional football player

Ontario, CA

Dilfhuntress—thank you for your comment.

Jesus, if one of the good guys like Bonny Petrino was willing to do this then I’ve lost total faith in college football coaches.

It’s about ethics in kinesiology

This is such bullshit. The Athletics are only a “large market” team if you judge the size of the market by the number of people in the area compared to other markets.

Also, all I can see is:

I want to wear the “Full Docs or GTFO” shirt to my next medical appointment.

“Oh, you are a P.A.?” *points to shirt*

Trump is like:

Commissioner Feratu’s only insistence was on the installation of 21 cubic feet of Upstate NY soil in each venues owners suite, and the promise that no rats will be killed while he’s on the premises.