“I watched the World Series between the Diamondbacks and Yankees, and Randy Johnson—that old guy—his hand was shaking but he still throws the ball and they won,” he said. “That was inspiring to me. If the guy who’s old can beat the team from New York, I thought if you’re young, you can learn to do that.”

I have and enjoy a front pocket wallet by Fossil laid out like this:

I have and enjoy a front pocket wallet by Fossil laid out like this:

That car looks fast. Is it fast?

Quick question, Dora. I am in a totally standard in every way fantasy football league. Don’t even think about the rules of the league, just give me your advice based on how well you think the players will generally play. I have two QBs, Cam Newton and Kirk Cousins, but I can only start one. Who should I start, and…

Start the guy who you were going to sit on the bench. That way when he goes off for a huge week, you will get all the points!

What’s going on in that gif at the top? Is that soccer?

If I’ve never wanted a Timbuk2 bag, is now still a good time not to get one?

If I’ve never wanted a Timbuk2 bag, is now still a good time not to get one?

Why does he have to apologize to the trainer?

Of course those would all have been terrible decisions. But we know what the Browns did is the worst of those options, because it is the one the Browns actually did.

What’s going on in that picture at the top? Is that soccer?