she was allergic to everything except for dilaudid.

Fuck Lexapro. He needs Haloperidol.

WOW. That is so gross. I feel like she’d have a shot at a lawsuit for sex discrimination.

Do yours about “why 20 year old white males need to shut the fuck up”, I bet it’ll be a crowd pleaser!

I am desperately hoping that she is ridiculously stubborn and this gridlocks for so long the studio finally drops it entirely and she spends all her money like an NFL star and ends up poor and since she still won't be able to write well IT WILL BE THE ULTIMATE REVENGE

I mean, rule number one with dogs is that if you do not know that dog, do not run up and pet it. My dog is a little jumpy, and while she generally likes people and will allow them to pet her sometime she gets scared. When she's scared she's snappy. Thus I try to keep a pretty heavy "no kids" rule with her, just…

Thank you for teaching your kids right. I have a dog adopted from a shelter. She can be aggressive with strangers she feels are threatening her personal space. She is a good dog otherwise. I feel bad but I don't often take her for walks in public because some children and adults will walk up to pet her without asking.…

As a former owner of a rather, ahem, difficult dog (he passed away at 14 years old a couple of years ago), I thank you. My dog was quite fluffy and cute, but had been badly abused as a puppy and while he wasn't aggressive, i.e., he wouldn't lunge or growl or attack someone, would snap/bite if anybody but me or a…

Yes because JFC, she allows her kid to touch any animal she/he wants? One asks out of politeness AND to avoid confusion / disrupt training (services dogs) AND to avoid provoking a non-service dog who could be sick, etc. First time little Everly or Wyatt gets nipped or bit, you know she'll lawyer up.

She definitely looked like the type. You just have to hope the parents who are trying to raise decent human beings outweigh the ones raising future entitled assholes. We can't let the assholes win!

Pshhh she didn't "bark in agreement"

Anecdotally, my good friend was an amateur tennis player and at around 11-12 years old was ranked in the State of Florida. He later would go on to play the one seed on his high school team and received some scholarship offers from D1 schools. His tennis coach in his youth was Yuri Sharapova, and on a few occasions…

as a nurse, you should become aware that snow/cold "allergy" does exist.

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You said "white people problems", that's what you said. You didn't say anything to actually back up your assertion, but you certainly did say this is white people problems. Don't get sore because someone called you out on your bullshit.

I'm probably going to regret asking this, but how exactly are mental illness or paying for healthcare white people problems?

My grandfather melted down his first wife's wedding band into a gold nugget necklace and gave it to me. Needless to say, when I needed money in college I sold it, because it was ugly as sin — if it wasn't ugly, I would have kept it.

God I hate CVS. It is like the 9th circle of hell. I started going to a small local pharmacy where they actually give a shit. The pharmacist actually opened the door for a lady after business hours - I said "Aren't you closed?" and he said "She wouldn't be here if she didn't need her medicine."

SORRY if you don't get your SLUT PILLS for FREE, this is AMERICA and we have something called the CONSTITUTION that guarantees our FREEDOM from SLUTS.

I prepared my husband for potential birth poo months in advance and told him it was normal but that I was still terrified of it. He steeled himself. At one point during my labor he was watching that area as the nurse checked my dilation, then he somberly turned to me and said "It happened, you pooped. There is a brown…