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The ever-present football-player rapist
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proving, among other things, that he doesn't have a complete grasp on how words (or race) work.

How the hell do you pronounce that?

The lack of care to preserve the original aspect ratio! It burns my eyes!

I get it. Do you want to watch a 200-hour real-time documentary on how a movie was made, or view the finished film at your convenience?

For the second time now, I've been beeped at for littering. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. Am I destroying the fragile L.A. ecosystem with my biodegradable banana peels?

Peanut butter is creamy. "Chunky peanut butter" is a mixture of pure peanut butter and peanuts; it's not itself peanut butter.

the window was automatically rolling up

This was very early internet days

Wait, the wire's going to topple? I've never heard "topple" applied to things like wires.

Every one of these is "take your laptop and..."

Wedding rings.

Fuck autoplay embeds.

Fuck all y'all calling that a discolored tooth. Close enough in my book.

Dead Kennedys vs. Dead Milkmen? Who ya got?

Heads-up: lower-case "thought" in the headline.

I thought rush week was typically at the beginning of the school year?

The problem with Tinder is that you need to be on Facebook.

about twice as much life satisfaction

Cucumber, Lettuce, Celery, Radishes, Tomatoes, Bell Peppers, Cauliflower, Watermelon, Spinach, Strawberries, Broccoli, Grapefruit, Apricots, Cherries, Grapes, and Zucchini.