Also Roller Derby

That! That needs to be on the list! That topic, Paleo diets, is the most irritating!

Adding “vegan” to any of these really ups the insufferability factor.

As someone who has worked at a hiking/camping store and a fitness store, I can vouch for the veracity of this comment.

I may not be the asshole that my city deserves, but I am definitely the asshole my city needs by not letting the other asshole in at the last moment since me and my other brethren have been sitting in the correct lane for multiple signal changes.

I prefer the story about how James Cameron almost let Ed Harris drown when filming The Abyss, so Ed Harris punched him in the face.

“The motorcycle was last seen Tuesday in a high-speed chase with the police near the Chauncey projects in Brooklyn, Jeannette told us.”

oblig..

Damn you Senior Week. All this does is remind me how much I miss the Virgilbag. You can only reread the old ones so many times.

Getting rid of Virgilbag was a poor decision. I also miss Drunken Hookup Failures.

Next to anything Drew does, Virgilbag was one of the great things about Deadspin.

I remember going to a local WCW show in our home town when I was in 9th grade and my brother was in 6th. There was a 6 man tag match that included Stevie Ray. At some point my brother yelled out "Hey Stevie Ray, you suck!" Without missing a beat he turned, looked at my brother and responded "Your momma sucks, bitch!"

Who said he wasn’t wearing facepaint? I assumed he had his bicep tassels on, too.

Now we have no Jobs, no Hope, and no Virgilbag.

A moment of silence in honor of the Virgilbag.....

Rest in peace, Virgilbag.

Barry, you fucking cock tease. Virgil bag should have never gone away!

If you are alone and choking and think you are going to die, the first step should be to delete your browser history.

If Puig keeps up this pace it shouldn’t be long before we see him in AA.