Clench them cheeks when the sphincter lets loose!

Aww crap.

Mushroom. I know horrible stoner art when I sees it.

That is some straight up horrible stoner art...

He is an Olympic man-child. What do you expect?

I heard they buried a pot o' gold under every 420 mile marker.

Turns out it is urban legend. Go figure.

Not in my mind.

Eisenhower sold it as a military project to get it funded. The interstate highway has to be straight for so many sections so you could land airplanes on it if needed.

You just GTFO out that country. STAT.

I trust the police there less than a petty criminal.

Trying to buy the drugos.

“You might want to leave lest we recite criminal codes to you! IN LATIN!!!"

White van speakers FTW!!!!!

Did he also warn the town council about putting ice in the arena?

Yeah, if you have your chinstrap on how the hell does your helmet come off like that?

MMMMMMMMHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

A guy they can get a charge to stick on.

NOBODY and I mean NOBODY will force me take piss into their mouth and steal my precious bodily fluids. That's why I only drink rainwater and pure grain alcohol.

Loosest.