the-dude1
the dude
the-dude1

Please discontinue living. (No disclaimers here!)

I think the unwritten rule is you should be on fire or skins in a shirts/skins game.

Fuckin' A.

Jesus jumping Christ. Nobody wishes that kind of horribleness on another soul.

I missed where he ripped off his training bra.

Shhhh... you don't want the truth ruining their narrative.

If he requests a TPS cover sheet it is your boss.

No balls indeed. Now drop and give me twenty.

If you are talking about vitamins in the Lohan sense, then yes, Vitamins.

Mmm. Yes, meth goes great with bipolar.

Probably some crack with some benzos sprinkled in for giggles.

On Devil's Night.

DETROIT 2032

Eh, just peel off a layer of skin like all the other lizards down there.

Wah.

I do.

And a pool table you philistine. Were you in the Delta Oopsilon house that liked to pretend they were a frat?

Jesus Christ Flounder, have a little self respect.

There were reports out there that the Tang was not real Tang.

[Phone actually worked and was connected but was actually a tin can with unwaxed string]