Same with my sister's husband. Weird to say the least.

THAT shit bothers me at concerts. Put the damned phone down Francois Ford Coppola Jr. and just buy the fucking concert DVD at the merch table and let some other people actually enjoy the show without having to breathe in your BO while you record with your tyrannosaurus rex arms up in the air.

Fuck, play the shit of the pokemon. The Cowboys suck. They probably wouldn't care if you did.

Ya sure you didn't figuratively do it? Maybe?

Wah.

Maybe he likes movie popcorn.

WHO IS JOHN SMALLBERRIES?

It happens. Not everyone is a fan.

Don't bother, this one eats paint chips along with anything else he can stuff in his fat mouth.

Just like pretty much all of deadspin these days. Blowin' fucking chunks, man.

When did they start letting Bartman back in?

Hey Putin, go F yaself.

Looks very hot on black mats in the sun. Ouchie!

The best, the greatest fan. I am a Yuuuuuuuuge fan. The best of all time. You are probably a rapist terrorist we need to build a wall for. So sad.

Uh, I think you mean Viking. Hockey guy would have bided his time to lay his cheap shot.

That makes no fucking sense. You dropped on ya head much as a child?

Fuckin' A.

Bleeding the right way.

Nanaimo bars are da shit.

huh