Word on the street that horrible troll is not allowed within 2000ft of elementary schools and bridges.

You seem to care a little too much.

I don't care. That sandywich looks delish.

Woohoo!

But he did. He needed this dumbkopf to clean toilets in heaven.

You can evolve ticks into lyme disease if you have enough tick candy.

Hey, if it helps the ladies know that there are guys out there that appreciate a full bush and a ham sandywich, I am there for them. Ladies don't need no surgery or be shaving themselves to look like a 10 year old girl to be appreciated.

Nobody cares about your hoohah. Two can play this game.

#TEAMCALIVIN. And the score is still Q to 12.

Way too subtle for me. I am not sure I would even look your way with that kind of coyness.

MEOW.

HARD. AS. DIAMONDS.

Ahem. I prefer the sandywich on THE LEFT.

Roast beef sandywich here.

She just jealous 'cause her uterus fell out after baby 3.

I asked for the T-swift vag sandywich at lunch. It was delicious.

She is probably one of those that only do missionary and keeps screeching 'Are you done yet?' until your ears bleed.

She let Jesus take the wheel.

Flew away to Flappyland on her flappy labia.

Bush FTW.