You are a pussy. Just spill it already, you know you want to.

Run only when chased. Ride a bike and swim instead.

So, they run them through a parade that takes probably at least 30 minutes without fluids before running off said cliff? I doubt it man.

It is good to know the Thank You Jesus Church is incorporated. God Bless 'Muricuh.

He will never catch them all at this rate.

You clearly don't understand what a CDL is.

That still doesn't change the fact that the organizer is an idiot liar. If the car engine runs it has fluids in it.

Or oil and gas. Those engines were running when they went over. Complete bullshit statement on their part.

Why do you have TWO copies of Anger management?

Yeah, I think weed is code for meth.

Egfuckingxactly.

Nobody has ever written fake stuff on teh intarwebs, evar.

You cannot kill that which is already dead.

You get donk? Explain to me this moronic thing called 'donk'.

I feel very meh towards it, neither positive or negative. meh.

Totes, brah.

Boo hoo.

Wah wah waaaaaaaaah.

Brah, so brahy, brahy, tight.

Stancey McStanceface