How many children do you have?

This guy has a wacky Donald Drumpf's grasp on money matters.

I heard from a cousin's cousin that if you say you was raped they put like 5 millions of dollars in your bank account before you can finish the sentence.

That's the ultimate gun lover's fantasy is to kill the bad man in his tracks and then you jizz in your pants/shorts simultaneously. Death orgasm. Not easy to pull off successfully, you get only so many tries.

Well, I do like to stroke my gun a lot before I go to stroke the other gun in the shower.

I usually put the heroin kit away when I have the local NA club over for tea and biscuits. USUALLY.

Eh, usually. Holy shit, you are acting like it is a big deal. Jesus man, usually.

A good man with a gun... uh, shit.

Paint job matches up.

May the gods have pity on thee...

Loooove for sale...

MILF Island kept me erect.

Right until that hornet bumps off your helmet or that 2X4 a truck in front of you kicks up and kisses your helmet. Oh yeah, that would have felt sooooo much better without a helmet on.

More lives would be saved if everyone just stayed home.

My ninja.

DUDE. FOR REALS. IT. IS. THE. BEST. SHOW. EVARRRRR. **Breathes heavily**

Hip white people have told me it is the best thing since sliced whole wheat bread. Do you have to question EVERYTHING?!?!?!??!

Why not both?

Uh, that's after work. I pretend to work and stay sober until the supper bell.

Bernice is a nice name.