I am on board with an alternate wipe from crack to sack to mix up the wiping routine. Yes, that involves standing up.

This sounds WAAAAAAY too complicated.

This is the only Rudie I can support. Fuck those other Rudys, right up their arses.

It has ALL the Hobbitses.

Rudy is that a-hole you know at work that complains that white history month should exist since there is black history month.

Man, FUCK Rudy. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

NO. Rudy sucks dead, old donkey dong and City has that hot, raven-haired friend. SOD OFF. I would watch city over that shit Rudy movie any day of the week. RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!

Man, I DO. I just have shitty shit. I think it runs in the family.

I alternate because if I don’t do a preemptive crack to sack wipe before I do the sack to crack all I do is smear all the stink nugget poo and any dangly-berries right back into my crack. Trust me, this method works FOR ME.

Awww fuck man. Awww.

Ya gotta lean into it like Mayer.

Butt to ball wipe to get most of the stuff off, fold, wipe again, fold then stand up and do a ball to butt wipe. Repeat two times with fresh wads. Then if I am home I have to take a quick bath to wash my butt. If somewhere else I still have mudbutt until I can get home to wash my butt.

I can get with this.

Blunts are waaaaay better.

FUCK CIGARS. YAY BLUNTS.

I can only enjoy them when they have the tobaccy taken out and replaced with, 'shrubbery'.

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT IF YOU DO NOT INHALE BILL CLINTON.

I don't have to think anything through. You do unless you wish to be dead and shooped in the photo with rocket boots by your evil kitteh.

Potatoe Golem.

Mmmmm. Good Burger. Abe Vigoda...