With white hankies in each hand...

Where's the 1.5?!?!?! All I see is 0.0!!!!

Witch no blue shells, red shells, green shells, bananas or stars. LAME.

Your Proctologist approves. His receptionist has kids to put through school you know...

I will probably be following you soon to the couch-riding. I will call mine my couchrocket.

Ask Chlamydia Jones.

Dork Night to drip-lite.

Looks like the Dork Night might need to save himself...

As long as I gets me crazy bread with the crazy sauce you can deliver it any way you wish.

A couch with two wheels.

Who said it had an electrical problem?!?!?!?

He isn't playing the right way anymore.

I want to go there, to plastic fantastic if only for a three hour tour. I would have to take like, 20 showers afterwards of course.

Your sarcasm is awesome.

MOTHER OF GAHHHHD...

As was fashion back in the day...

OK, big sessy.

I heard he was well spoken too.

He could throw that football clear over that mountain...

VINCE YOUNG FTW.