Ah, go sit and spin on a stump, stumphead.

That game was stupid fun to be in the part of the stands where you get unlimited beer. It was so cold the foam would freeze on top no matter how quick you drank it.

Replaced with junior varsity and varsity squat thrusts.

Gneiss marmot.

I imagine her parents opened a few doors for her in the beginning.

Man, Cable Guy was misunderstood. It comes from a dark comedy place and if it was made today would be received much better.

What the fucking fuck is a 'cuffin'?

Screw you! All you did was manage to do was get bit up by copperheads!

Glue trap and I yell at them repeatedly until they die of not wanting to hear me yell at them for being stupid enough to run through my glue trap. I can be a horrible bastard, did I mention that?

NO WAY. GETOUTTAHERE.

I’m gonna beat your ass, and then I’m gonna go have a hot meal at the local Hooters.”

He keeps forgetting to put the cycle at the end of soul.

Sorry, meant XR650R.

That's like, 5 bucks. 5 measly bucks.

Man, we were making some complete GARBAGE for a while there...

Same asshats would complain loudly if there was nothing to complain about because, intarwebs.

Magary-like awkwardness in my youth

But if you bothered to read his actual quote he didn’t say ‘migrant’.

I would like to see what these commenters would say if a microphone was stuck in their faces 24 hours a day. Stupid shit gets said.

By the grace of god I hope you go get fucked. I am sure wherever you were born and raised there were plenty of ignorant people there, yourself included. Go fuck yourself, you self-righteous turd.