If only she could croak like she did in that one Christmas song she sang.

AND Mariah Carey is in it!! I will be tingling in hate-watch anticipation!

There are sacrifices we all must make as adults, particularly living in the US. I am speaking at the most basic level, they could not afford to have someone stay at home until the child reached an age where daycare would be appropriate. I agree, three months is too soon. Hence, they could not really afford to do it.

Dahling, you just MUST live in New Yawk or else you will die.

Sooooooo again they could not afford to do it.

Sooooooo they couldn't really afford to do it.

SQUIDS REJOOOOOICE!!!

Their biblical posturing is getting a rise in my Sunday britches.

Hey! Let’s go watch these people give each other brain damage!

Punchy!

Zipzap Bananas.

The Hick from French Lick.

Kumberbatch Zitjuice.

Klaptraps Bazalingus?

Why.. GLUG GLUG.. No.

You need to insert 'artisan' before the phrase and you automatically get 200% markup. 300 if you sell it with a handlebar moustache.

Reverse engineer the maple water. Genius.

With food.

Somebody shit in somebody else’s Wheaties.

And that's why you always leave a note.