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the dude
the-dude1

STARLIGHT EXPRESS! STARLIGHT EXPRESS!

I will have the enchilada platter with two tacos and no guacamoles

littering and...

She sometimes goes by the nickname 'Bytor'.

Are you married to my sister?

Clothes only get in the way of money making.

Zola got her shit on LOCKDOWN.

Yes, don't touch the stitches or it will bleed.

Welcome to the economy of vice.

American exceptionalism in the digital age.

I don't know what that says about me but I pretty much understood everything I read.

Here, have a cigarette. I needed one after reading and I don't smoke cigarettes.

Work Hard or Die trying, Zola: The Musical!

Just look for Z. That should clear it all up for you.

When in Florida, go swimming- just not in the ocean.

Would pay the extra 10 dollars to see this happen in IMAX.

Better than Harry Potter and Twilight combined times 1000.

This is how the plot for Spring Breakers should have happened.

Is there a test you have to pass to 'adult'?

That is some straight up fucked up shit.