So they won't get angry when I hold my first service for Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle at the local titty bar?

WE Can't pull over any farther SIR!!!!

I came for the maple syrup GIF and was not disappointed.

My change to come loudly in a 69 may be realized!

Meow listen here. I do not find your feline hijinks to be amusing right meow.

HELLO OHIO DAD!!!

Holy crap. The best story I have is that my dead grandmother turned off a light by the bed and turned it back on when my mother read her obituary to me. She had recently died and I was taking a nap in the bed she died in. I said ‘We love you grandma’ and that was it.

Man, the least he could have done was have Enrico Polazzo sing it for him.

Still more productive than 99.98% of active session time these days.

Stars people. Give this stars.

Yup. Tell me the UFC isn't a joke with a straight face, meester weezard.

Embrace the dark side young padawan and people will accept you.

Don't worry, the turnaround is even quicker than boxing. Some new a-hole will come and clean his clock too.

This deserves all the stars. ALL OF THEM.

This is almost as good as the story about when Roker shites his pantaloons in the White House and tries to flush his underpanties in the terlet.

Hate to break it to ya but a lot of the characters in that changed. A lot.

That alone would have made the suckfest that is known as Jedi awesome. CGI revisionist Lucas MUST maker this happen.

That is all kinds of messed up. Mayonnaise?!?!?

They should reshoot Winter's Bone with all Ewoks in it. Teardrop would be a scary ewok.

Better than the real Steve Jobs.