I could vote for Baggins in 2016. It would be better than voting Mickey Mouse again.

I would be more willing if it was a 650/750 and lighter.

I have been looking for another backpack to replace my North face pack I currently use. The shoulder straps on it are fraying away and the missus keeps reminding me to find a replacement but I haven’t found anything as good yet. May have to give this a look.

BEWARE - The end times are nigh.

That is sized for an 8 year old child. So, only pedos should apply?

Ultimate sleeper.

Nah, those are passenger pegs if you can believe it.

Why even have passenger pegs on a bike like this?

Chris Christie would have just stiff-armed the kid in his face and then taunt him until he cried after he tried.

I could not imagine an RR being a good sport touring bike with the riding position it put you in.

I always take it easy when rounding street corners, particularly in fall (wet leaves) and winter (sand, ice).

Any recommendations on Kevlar pants? Do they have the same kind of crash resistance that my Joe Rocket textile armored pants have?

I was thinking about getting some Kevlar jeans or something that looks a little less spacegeary for my next pair of motopants. Anything you would recommend?

Yep. Wet clutch helps when feathering the clutch.

And all those goddamn spoons. Wanna play football Denny?

Dear intarwebs...

That guy just thought he overheard the parent saying the baby needed a bath.

Idiots do.

I should have included 'some' in that statement.

Monkeys and apes do it.