I know but I still want a wand (and magical powers). And even without the magical powers, it's a good poking stick…

I don't have any plans for this coming weekend! This is very exciting!

My first thoughts were of real things from TV shows that I want, but for fictional things:

I'm still doing weight-lifting 2x per week with my trainer, and I'm going swimming tonight for the first time in about 3 years.

Ooh I just got the audiobook of that! I need to start that.

Hobbies? Since my job is pretty meh, I throw my passion into my non-work work.

I'm so sorry. Does your city have an eldercare organization like AGE, Family Eldercare, etc? They usually don't fund stuff directly themselves, but they can be a great place to find other resources. It sounds like you've done a lot of research already, but they were a big help to my family when my grandfather needed a…

FRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJER!

You might be surprised at the swampy undercarriage one could hypothetically end up with in dresses in hot weather. Not something I've personally experienced, but I understand it happens. Personally I prefer capri leggings for optimal coolness/sweat mitigation.

That sounds amazing.

Leinenkugel's Grapefruit Shandy is what's currently in my fridge, although I tried Revolver's Blood and Honey for the first time last weekend and really liked it. Kinda wish I'd found that in a 6-pack to stock the fridge, but the store I went to was out, so I punted with the Grapefruit Shandy.

Staring a 4.5 day weekend in about 20 minutes! I'll be using most of that time to watch my sister's kids and host a baby shower (not concurrently, thank Jeebus), but Sunday is allllllll meeeeeeee

Nobody fucks Donald as good as Donald fucks himself. In every conceivable sense.

I'm making and decorating my first real cake this weekend for a friend's baby shower. Usually I make my sister do it (being a professional baker) but she had the audacity to go on a trip this week. So selfish.

My project this week was basically just putting a bunch of recent projects together to make a gallery wall in my house, which seems a bit weak on the creative endeavors scale, but whatever:
https://www.instagram.com/p…

I figured Ariana Grande would be Amber, but she's playing Penny? That… does not compute.

The Secret Life Of Pets 2: Electric Collaroo

Binge-watched Stranger Things on Friday - I meant just to watch an episode or two but got sucked in and ended up staying awake much later than normal. I regret nothing.

He must've had a LOT of doll furniture to move.

Too bad the show's reputation is still tainted.