They got their Stranger Things fix and split like Jason

Attack the Block

James Corden does seem to me to be to show business what glitter is to crafting. A little glitter is fine but then you realize it’s gotten everywhere and it seems like it will never go away. 

Thanks. I need history explained in Baldwins or else it’s just gibberish to me

I don’t know how you’d accomplish this but this article reminds me how awesome I have always thought it would be if you could have like an “anti-roast” where you just go on and on about how fucking awesome someone is but not at their death or birthday or when they win an award or are terminally ill.  (I actually…

“Throatwobbler Mangrove”

MLM could also stand for Mormons, Low-income, and Military. The trifecta of “I’m going to go into substantial debt because this seems like the best idea in the world.”

The podcast The Dream gets into this a bit, and into the overlap between prosperity gospel and MLM schemes. It’s a great listen, at least the first season about MLMs. The second about the “wellness” industry didn’t grab me as much.

Shelly Duvall gave us Faerie Tale Theatre.

I'm so excited! And yet, I am so scared.

For fuck’s sake, Reid, go outside and get some sun. Yes, I know we’re all in quarantine and whatnot, so I’m not saying go downtown and start licking doorknobs, but maybe just open a window or something. Do you have a patio? How about a courtyard? Go stand out there for a while. Soak up some Vitamin D, take a deep…

It’s so weird watching a video on an article about a video only to hear the background noise of another video playing on the page. Please. For the love of god. Go back to those videos being muted. As someone in digital accessibility, it makes your pages less accessible and also is annoying AF. 

The scary bit of that story was wearing something from a thrift store without washing it first *shudder*

It was believable up until the point where you decided to wear head to toe thrift stores clothes without washing them first. 

I got as far into the article as Branaugh then immediately went to post "Goddamnit!" myself. Happy to see someone else was on it. Goddamnit. Goddamnit.

I was a little thrown by the semi twist that Sir Ken did for Orient Express. I’m dubious about how he’ll be able to the the same for Nile.

I honestly hope they cast Erinn Hayes as the lead, that would be the cherry on top of this, considering everything that she went through on Kevin Can Wait.

Every damn key you suggested I used within the last hour. Guarantee you that the code running this website has plenty of brackets ‘[’, braces ‘{’, pipes ‘|’ and tildes ‘~’.

Why, do the boxes taste better? 

How did Drew not pick Texas? That state already thinks it’s a seperate country, and has the population for a good economy and military.