I’m not well informed about Ted K., I just thought this was funny because I have a hate-on for Ted Cruz. #GoBeto

“But it felt like somebody hit me with a golf ball or shotgun there as I ran out.”

I grew up in south Texas. Can confirm. Still have the jumpsuit with “Beto” hand-sewn just above the left pocket. Was sewn in by the guys I worked with when I became an “honorary Mexican.”

Jade Helm. I remember the idiocy coming from the country folks all the way up to the governor. Obama was going to surprise attack the state and take all the gunz! Blue Bell (ice cream) was shut down so the trucks could move the bodies in cold storage! The governor even called upon the Texas Rangers to observe the…

Seconded. Civil discourse for the win! My viewpoint pretty well coincided with one of them, but I was made to think and consider the viewpoint of the other via rational debate and logical presentation. Braingasm!

Since the star system seems to be busted for me at least...

Do you want Duggars? Because that’s how you get Duggars!

Milk Toast? Is that like Milk Steak?

Ah, the old “dilution is the solution to pollution” gambit. Generally true from a human health impacts standpoint, but not really valid when considering a closed system (i.e. the earth and global climate change) or semi-closed system (like dense industrial or urban areas). OP was being purposefully snarky, but you’re…

Starred for bagging on Gohmert. -An ashamed Texan

I like to imagine that he can see the 25 and is confused by this non sixty-nine number. Fits the gif.

Ah yes, the old friendly consultant anonymous reach-out. Always makes me think of this (as delivered by a third-party friend).

Seconded. Just recently the TCEQ quoted some TAC rules at me that directly contradict accepted guidance from the EPA re: source aggregation (and is the first time I’ve ever encountered this particular rule). No matter what I do, one agency will (could) say I did it wrong.

Why is Seth Rogen the commissioner of an Overwatch League?

Was this your coworker?

I had the same sort of thing happen, but mine ended up costing only one dollar. I don’t know what kind of promo was on before these codes.

I had the same sort of thing happen, but mine ended up costing only one dollar. I don’t know what kind of promo was…

Based on the overall idiocy and juvenile nature of the #TidePodChallenge, I’m guessing they went up the butt. #TideSupPODsitories