He is a ladder-pulling sonofabitch for sure. The majority of politicians in this state need to be dropped into an active volcano.

Make fun of the Bills all you want, but the games are an absolute (finger)blast (inside and outside the stadium).

Your username combined with the context of this conversation is fantastic. A masterstroke sir. +2 droopy nads.

Came here for this. Was not disappointed.

...Texas. Specifically the knuckle-dragging bible-beaters who live outside of the metro areas. Hard-ons for Jesus and general animosity towards the federal government run super deep in the state (generally speaking), and Cruz always advocated those as his big issues.

As someone who also spent years living in both cities, we will have to agree to disagree. Enjoy Dallas, and I shall enjoy Houston.

Dallas drivers are the second worst in the state behind Austin drivers. Full stop. Dallas is the mecca of vapid bullshit. Houston, other than humidity, is clearly better than Dallas in every respect.

Yeah...it can be hot and humid in the summer, but the rest of the year is awesome. It is fantastic outside today. Houston has probably the 3rd worst traffic in the state behind Austin and Dallas, so definitely not the worst in the world.

Don’t forget that on top of the weird pronunciations, we also have Spanish/English conflicts too! My favorite is the Llano River (pronounced LAN-oh, soft a like “can”) and the Llano Estacado (pronounced YAHN-oh, sounds like “yawn oh”). I’m on team double l’s always equals y.

I’ll bet one of them is his hair!

Remember, (many, if not all) private universities in Texas still do not allow concealed carry on campus. This fact brought to you by a Texan who thinks our state government has gone batshit.

“As a Texan, as a Houstonian...”

When the driver saw it go flying they probably slammed their futon the gas and got the hell outta there.

I’d like to throw my stereotypically oversized cowboy hat in with you and Mayo as well. Fuck you other Texas voters. Double-fuck Ted Cruz. and fuck Greg Abbott right in the ear.

10/10 Trolling. The condescending tone is the cherry on top. Just enough to get logical people riled up, but not too over the top to tip the trollhand. Exquisite.

^This

Dallas is, was, and will continue to be the worst city in Texas until the collapse of human civilization and/or the destruction of the city itself.

Houston > Ft. Worth >>> Dallas. Having lived and worked in both H-Town and the DFWPlex, Houston wins hands down.

You could get a bot to all that RT/F for you like this guy did. If so, may I humbly suggest naming it “Robo Bo” and using this as your profile pic: