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So it’s worse than beating your wife, but not as bad as beating your wife but being caught on tape.

He’s definitely out cold for at least the fall down, and I would imagine more than that the way his arm just sort of pointed out right after he hit the ground. I think the biggest indicator is that he didn’t brace himself at all and just sort of crumpled without even trying to save the fall.

He doesn't brace himself when he falls. You only do that when you aren't awake.

And yet somehow *I* was the mediawhore/distraction.

To me, you haven’t batted around until you’ve fucked up my scorecard. Ten.

"Sorry about the boner sir. I'm just a really big Pats fan."

Top throwback jersey in Toronto:

Back in college my buddy Jeff and I snuck into Baltimore's Memorial Stadium, home of Johnny Unitas's Colts and the former home of the Orioles before Camden opened. Six months before it was scheduled for demolition and an aged-care facility, we scouted on a Saturday night and broke in at 5:30am on the following morning

Why stop at one bonus FG? Make it interesting...you can take the bonus kick, but if you miss, the other team gets the point instead. If you make it, you can choose to kick another (and keep going until you miss), but if you miss, the other team gets a point total equal to the number of kicks you have tried.

If anyone knows about getting 9 points on one drive, it's Jim Irsay.

I, for one, see nothing wrong with the Patriot Act that would increase video surveillance of everything.

Don't forget about arguing with the Broker, They typically ask for 12% of the annual rent, never have paid more than 1 Months, got them down to Half a month one time as well.

Lynch's agent: "9 million signing bonus, 1 million base salary, 1 million roster bonus."

Oh, NOW they agree to go with Lynch on the one!

How much does Sunday morning desk jockey pay? He's top 5 in football intelligence, camera friendliness, lovability, and even appearance.

In case you're wondering what's at stake here...

#NotAllMarchmen

I am so sick of Alyssa Milano's 10.3% always being overlooked whenever this comes up. Just because she "technically" wasn't actually facing some of them.