As a Pats fan, please allow me to say: Fuck these people with a fencepost.

It’s always Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!!

That’s a fair point; we’ve changed the language.

In the first sentence of this article, maybe change the term “washing out” to something else...given the circumstances...

He should ask if Crosby douched.

Is football not like...football? (Dang cultural naming conventions) in the sense that it’s a touchdown/goal if any part of the ball crosses the line? Or does the entire ball have to break the plane? Because it looks to me like it goes over the line at least once.

This is a little ridiculous. Is fucker homophobic too? Asshole? Assclown? Jackass? Cockwaffle? Wanker? Shithead? Dickhead? Just plain cock? Shit?

Cocksucker is taboo, but motherfucker is not? So, describing an act of incest is a yes on the scale of socially acceptable behavior?

This is a reminder that a call up to AA would mean Tim Tebow is a proud Binghamton Rumble Pony, which is just fantastic.

I dunno. I’d like to think that even if I bought the goriest game, I’d still have a right to be upset if there was an actual human finger in the game case.

I’m not sure what they put on the exterior - if it’s a rain screen system or not - but if it is, those systems can be buggers for a while after install because they function on a net zero (as I’ve always called it) pressure system and sometimes the design and install can be a bit funky, particularly when the square…

Sometimes I go on a roll and do a few in a row with ease before completely losing my timing and destroying all my shields in process.

My brother is on a quest to see if you can take a chicken into the final battle with Ganon, and if so, to see if you can whittle Ganon down, then trick him into striking the chicken and letting the chicken strike the final blow against him.

Again, check out this story on some other sites, even mainstream ones. It’s a train wreck.

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

the only thing i care about in football is when the winning team lines up to gently kiss the tip of the president’s penis and receive a championship muffin

However, since it is old-school and requires a link cable, you can beat the shit out of the person on the spot.

Even their booing of Goodell is tainted. Everyone else hates him because of bullshit like punishing weed worse than domestic violence, covering up CTE, or arbitrary bullshit like punishing players for celebrating or wearing the wrong shoes.

They’re banking on their $27B in equity being able to be turned into cash in future sales, I bet. There’s no way they could do a $27B IPO, but a $3B one will find just enough suckers...which is why it is $3B.

If you want us to remember some guys, just say it. But it’s pretty hard to deny Jesse Palmer.